AARGHHHhhhh...

Fun: People who don't know the first thing about computers coming up with ideas about what we can do with them.

Funner: People who say it will be easy to do something, but have no idea how to do it.

Funnest: People who make grandiose plans with no idea how to execute them, and then dump them on me. I'm payed to answer the phone and shuffle paper, folks; I'm not your systems administrator, luser trainer, and database designer. For the love of Almighty BobWe don't even have database software!