Notes to the world

First names ought to be reserved for non-professional settings. I
will call you Mr. Client, and you will call me Mr. Employee. I am not
your friend; I am civil to you because I am paid to be civil to you,
while in all honesty, your petulant whining and constant, childish
bickering with your (potentially ex) spouse annoys me to no end.

Also, when you send a fax, please put the number of pages on your cover sheet.

Finally, while the preferred term for "chihuahua" is "hydrocephalic
rat", "Bolivian tree rat" is also acceptable. Just do not, under any
circumstances, call a "chihuahua" a "dog".