I feel boring...

I feel like this blog, thus far, has been rather, well, dull. I hope
that anyone reading this does not take this as proof that I am
personally as interesting as a dental hygene pamphlet. I try not to
get into anything too personally identifiable on here, in an attempt
to stop any of this from coming back and biting me in the future.

Perhaps to boost my readership (ego?) I'll start commenting
(pontificating?) on the affairs of the day. Perhaps I'll become a
sensation. Perhaps I'll alienate everybody. Perhaps no one will
care. Perhaps we'll find out tomorrow.

/Today needs to end
//Not even four o'clock yet
///slashy slashy slashy