I feel boring

I feel like this blog, thus far, has been rather, well, dull. I hope that anyone reading this does not take this as proof that I am personally as interesting as a dental hygiene pamphlet. I try not to get into anything too personally identifiable on here, in an attempt to stop any of this from coming back and biting me in the future.

Perhaps to boost my readership (ego?) I'll start commenting (pontificating?) on the affairs of the day. Perhaps I'll become a sensation. Perhaps I'll alienate everybody. Perhaps no one will care. Perhaps we'll find out tomorrow.

/Today needs to end
//Not even four o'clock yet as I write this
///slashy slashy slashy